Favorite quotes

those damn missionaries

:smt063

 

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
- Yoda

 

"Democracy cannot survive overpopulation"----Isaac Asimov

 

practice what you preach
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ha

yoda did kick made game to those young bucks

 

'I want your money, but not your two-cents'
-Joe Paterno during the PSU spring football game, in regards to the relationship between University Trustees and Football Coaches

 

"men are born good but society corrupts them"

 

people are born amoral so I don't quite understand that quote.

 

touche

people are born amoral and learn what it means to be 'good,' from their parents and society in general, based upon their system of beliefs. People become 'corrupt,' when they start acting upon beliefs shared by a different layer of society, which conflicts with what they learned previously.

 

hence why the prison system in the usa is fucked up.

 

"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man".

Said by: Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara de la Serna Lynch, right before his execution in Bolivia.

 

Nice

 

Found these on a friend's Facebook page today:

"He who is master of his life is greater than the conqueror of a city."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"I have no opinion, no none at all. Opinion is politics, and politics is an evil which has caused many a fellow to be hung while he's still young and pretty." ~Stephen King

 

"The victorious army seeks victory then battles. The defeated army battles then seeks victory." Sun ZU

 

“when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"-god from futurama


"I've abandoned free-market principles to save the free-market system,"-43 president of the united states.

“This crippling of individuals I consider the worst evil of capitalism. Our whole educational system suffers from this evil. An exaggerated competitive attitude is inculcated into the student, who is trained to worship acquisitive success as a preparation"-albert einstein

And so, life returned to normal, or at least as normal as it gets in this primitive dirtball inhabited by psychotic apes.-nibbler

 

I just heard this on a Criminal Minds marathon I was watching:

"exceedingly hot statuesque God of chocolate thunder"

It's my new favorite quote, ahahaha. Now I'm just waiting for when I'll be able to use it. :smt047

 

Let me guess, Garcia to Morgan?

 

Yep

 

I knew it! Criminal Minds is one of my all time favorites.

I was watching Blade again today, and this always strikes me as funny:

"Some motherfu**er's always trying to ice skate uphill" - Wesley Snipes as Blade

 

"War is sweet to those who've never tasted of it"