do's and dont's for men in the nite club

1) FOR less seasoned macks dont go to the club by yourself
Do have at least 2 to go with. 1 bro as a first rate salt shaker breaker and the other is the buzzard catcher (if needed)

2) never go after a woman that travel in more than 2 if you dont have your 2 bro's with you. its hard as hell breaking the salt shaker then you have to deal with the buzzard.

3) dont buy a woman a drink that you just met at the club. never ever ever ever. there are too many drink hustlers at the club trying to get you to trick off some drinks then leave you all hard up and wasted mack time.

4) never take a date to the club. why bring sand to the beach. also its just not conducive for a date anyway.

5) do your parking lot pimping before you go in. If you are trying to save money go during happy hour and stay there. usually they dont charge until 10. its gonna be a long nite for you cheap folks but hey you skipped the cover charge.

6) before you go into the club see whats going in. no need to ask why.

7) dont just be going for the phone number...also go for that ass...what do you have to lose. especially if you are out of town.

8) which leads to if you are out of town....your profession is what it is that night. the next day back to reality. make it with reason...for example Im a certified financial planner, accountant or a chip n dale dancer who doubles as a doctor who just came back from a tour as peace corp volunteer because my passion is helping my fellow man and Im now getting adjusted to civilization .

add on if i missed something.

 

8. If you're 40+, it's time to stay at home.

 

And he goes hard on em'!!!!! :smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043

 

LOL for real man night club for the young folk. It's gunna look silly when everybody in the club is doing the stanky leg, and some 40+ guy with a high top fad is doing them 90's new jack swing moves.

 

oh geez, flash backs to when i was 18 and the local nightclub was frequented by a man in his 80's!

 

and guys please avoid doing the lap of the dance floor. you know the guy, he walks round the edge of the dance floor, swiging his beer and stopping every so often to get a good old look at girls ass and tits.

dont do it, you look like a creepy perv

 

Lmao good point bro

 

HA!!! For real. You'd think a mufucka put on Bel Biv Devoe or something with them old ass moves.

 

The music we played may have been bel biv devoe or earth wind and fire but when you listened to it you realized nobody got shot or no one was on dope or selling it. The old ass moves we had well ...... we look good at everything we did and we had the appropriate name for it. you guys borrowed our shit and fucked it up.

LOL, yet he was still macking

I dont think they are reading what you are saying because they think they know it all. They dont understand about laying back and checking out the quality woman they are looking for w/o looking stupid. at least make one venture thru the club one time an hr for fresh faces or an opportunity to go for the person you want.

Also the name of your dance the stanky leg says something about you guys...those stanky ass moves. You guys look like that one leg is going thru a seizure. Also there are various types of clubs besides the stab and jab you dumb punks go to. you heard of em...the jazz club, cigar bar , live bands and reggae clubs ect...

yeah thats while you are at the club we have your woman serving us old ass mofo's.

Just reading at what yall are saying Im sure yall run up in the club screaming " Yo whats up my nig%%% " at the top of your lunges. Us old heads as you want to say we dont run up in there like u guys ... we glide in and make an smooth ass entrance. we dont scream at the top of our lunges to be notice ...it just happens that all eyes are on us because we are always crisp. we dont scream "whats up to the homies". we just nod our heads as a sign of acknowledgement.

when it comes to dancing we dont do the stanky leg (seizure leg) we pose ,bob our heads and snap our fingers.

everything is done nonchalant and on the incognito tip.

 

lOl

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SMH @ These ol' heads getting mad at the dj because he don't wanna playa kurtis blow and the sugar hill gang

It was not a diss. It was just my honest opinion that 40+ guys can't go to the club. We all knew what kinda club you was talking about so miss me with that talk about jazz club LMAO. You know full well you and ur niggas are going to parties like " Freaky Fridays", "big booty Thursdays" and all that tryna get at the young pussy.

 

Ugh, look who's back.

 

LOL. I know yall funning but you know I got to snap back now. I cant let that slide. LOL

hell yeah we coming to holla at them young uns. shiiit we would be a fool not to.

The funny thang is Im going back and I feel like damn Im a dust pooting mofo compared to these guys. You know Im gonna mack a few.

Trust me when I saw this....WOMEN WILL TELL YOU. MEN ARE AT THIER SEXIEST at age 40 and above. ask any women.

look around... women are still crying over denzel (50+), sean connery (60+), brad pitt (40+) geoge clooney (40+) , al pacino (60 +) and the list goes on.

 

say hello to the bad guy

 

LOL True. I was just fuking wit ya fam. I'm not saying 40+ guys can't get pussy, cos any dude with swag can get pussy no matter what age. It's just that in my opinion 40+ guys shouldn't go to them kinds of clubs. If you meant jazz clubs and reggae clubs its aight because it's for older people.

 

I understand .. we dont want to take all ur pussy. thats like derek jeter going to the little league to get a needed home run

 

You sayin git like I fucked it up, too. I don't like the new shit, either, but let's be realistic. Most people don't want old shit. They want new club bangers. That's what's in demand.


I don't even go to clubs. Ain't my shit.

 

The best way to get pussy is with music. Those old jazz dudes always have young chicks on their arms?

 

I'm with Carter. I don't get why a nightclub would interest you at 40 anyway. :smt102

 

dude, everything about this is tongue and cheek. read what we were talking about. trust me. LOL

I will however say this tho....everything I stated is something I learned through my clubbing days. also like we stated there are various types of clubs. old school clubs, reggae, jazz , cigar bars and other types as you can tell these are for older Crowds. even if you go to the Stab-N-Jab (hip hop clubs) the things listed can be used in any settings.

as stated the list is a tongue and cheek thang. I did and do however practice most of them because it is just common sense.

You will be surprised (when I was in the military and college) guys older than me then and guys now tricking off drinks thinking they would get somewhere. most or half of the time you tell in 30 Seconds of the convo she was a drink hustler.

also why should a 40 year old stay home anyway ? you re not scared we gonna take your woman do you ?

 

Goodlove, I met my ex at the club and we were together for 5 yrs.
I don't believe in this "don't look for a girl/guy at the club" thing. It's like saying that all ppl who go there are stupid unsensitive player ppl. Most of them are. Not all

Oh yes, the ones with the opened shirt and the golden chain and all the hair coming out. Man.... :smt011

Talking about club, last night I had this guy asking me "Do you speak italiano?". I don't know where he was from, I think colombian or something. He was looking at me the whole time and I had to change place every 5 minutes because i could always find him behind me.

:toimonster:

And I didn't see the cute guy I was hoping to see