Elin Woods gets 750 Million

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Cosign brotha cosign

 

lippy is going to wait for the court records before i participate in anymore speculation...we were all way off the mark yesterday...it looks like elin will get a cash settlement + child support...silence money...pure and simple...if one of his mistresses can get 10million...i bet all the others are pissed they didn't get the same amount...if there were 20 women at 10 million a piece.....damn...you can do the math...i sure hope tiger got a vasectomy or practices safe sex....i'm acrually surprised some of these women didn't get pregnant

 

Here is an awesome comment from a woman that was posted on the Huffington Post article regarding this.

AllyCat7 05:34 AM on 7/02/2010
There are many men in this country who now believe that marriage in the United States is one of the riskiest moves one can make and they are avoiding it altogether. And to be honest, I'm starting to agree with them. This settlement is ridiculous. It makes Elin nothing more than a high-priced prostitutue. It's absurd that she can take so much of Tiger's hard-earned money simply for sitting on her a** and popping out some babies. Guess that's what you get when you marry a hot nanny...a professional gold-digger. She makes me embarassed to be a women. Personally, I'd be embarassed to take that much of someone else's money that I did not earn. I pride myself on being independent and barely even take money from my parents when they offer. Men, please be wiser in choosing wives or else you'll end up piss poor broke. And if a woman won't sign a prenup, kick her to the curb. Strong, independent women like me would have no problem signing a prenup, nor would they have a problem drawing one up themselves.

And for those wondering, I'm an attractive girl and could easily find a "sugar daddy" but the thought of living off of someone makes my skin crawl. I believe in equality for both genders, and being a high-priced prostitute doesn't fit that model. I guess there are still some girls like us out there...but not many from the looks of it. Sad.
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I need to meet this girl. I think I am in love:heart:

 

Couldnt have said it any better. And that is definitely impressive of Espy to of helped out her deadbeat ex. A woman paying alimony??? Now thats a rariety.

 

Also, I really hope that Elin donates a lot of that money to charity. Say what you want about Tiger but he did a TON of charity work. And she should too.

 

Here's a completely unimportant but randomly interesting tidbit:

If the $100 million settlement turns out to be true, then that's $68 million less than Juanita Jordan got.

 

Wasn't Juanita married to Michael for like 15 years?

If that's the case, its of the same proportion.

 

I wish someone would post the bit Eddie Murphy did about Johnnie Carson and divorce. Absolutely classic and so true.

 

marriage is risky as the guy posted earlier

you got to consult a lawyer before doing that shit now..especially if you got a little bit of change

we're not living in the old days, where women didn't work and had no skills..

marriage actually had meaning back then...a woman married for security and family..the guy took care of her blah blah blah

this shit now is ridiculous..women are just as apt as men, when it comes to the job market...hell many of them make more than us..

marriage..bah

 

I'd rep you if I could fam

 

Whatever Tiger is trying to hide by paying off all these women is more than likely going to make its way out as people will now dig even harder.

 

you know....Tiger really messed himself up..I hope he doesnt end up like OJ or some shit, doing commercials for local injury law firms.

 

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Very nice cosign

 

You can't put Elin and Juanita in the same category IMO. Juanita and Jordan started dating in 1984 the same year he went pro. She has basically been there from the start of his career. She had 3 kids and they were married for 17 yrs before divorce. As bad as the 20+ women Tiger deal I'm almost certain Jordan completely smashed that number out of the park. Ball players while they were well paid back then, they weren't paid like today's athletes.

Elin met Tiger after he had already became the best golfer in the world. Tiger's wife to me had golddigger written all over her. No way would she have dated Tiger if he wasn't Tiger Woods. Elin has not done anything with herself besides marrying Tiger. Juanita was and still is much more accomplished. With that said I still don't think she should have got that much either. But I don't feel bad for Jordan at all though because I feel like he is a sell out, @$$hole, and just not a good person.

 

Holy fucking shit, what the fucking hell?!?!?!

Seriously, I am a motherfucking Chicagoan. Don't say shit like that around Chicagoans. Not unless you'd tell a Catholic that Jesus is a baby-diddler, because believe me, this is more offensive than that.

Holy fucking shit, Man, who the fuck talks like that about Jordan?


Good god. I feel dirty just having read that.

I gotta go get my bbq on now, try to clean my brain a little.

<shudder>

 

for a guy who went to Stanford, he sure is dumb as hell

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Woods aint dumb, he just got blinded by blonde pussy. He grew up around white folks and most hot white babe did not have a time of the day for him, so when he got rich he was trying to make up for lost time.
But that swedish aupair won a Power ball lottrey, she is not even that hot to take all his money. Woods could have started the new generation playboy mansion and could have boned every hot babe of each ethnicity any day of the week with that kind of money.


By the way I am a semi chicagoan, when it comes to off the court, fuck Jordan, the man is an asshole. He is No Jesus. Got more respect for Pippen and crazy Rodman than his selfish ass.

 

Michael Jordan is no god or saint. You being from Chicago just makes you more blind than many Jordan worshippers out there. I look at Jordan as the most influential black athlete that we have seen since Ali. I remember watching a show on Jordan on NBC back in 2000 where they said at one point MJ had the 2nd most recognizable face in the world behind Jesus.

Jordan had such a huge platform to help better his people and mankind and he didn't. Instead he choose to make statements like "Republicans buy shoes too". While kids were killing themselves over Jordan's in the early 90's what did MJ do to help stop that? With all the sweet shop issues facing Nike what did Jordan do to help stop that? It was all about the dollar bill to him. He was so worried about offending people that he failed to make a stand on anything. If he was afraid of offending white people then he could have taken up causes that everyone could get behind like poverty, education, etc.

Look at Magic Johnson who basically became the face of fighting HIV/AIDS. He made a stand and still has made more money than Jordan doing it. Jordan would have never done what Magic did if he contracted the virus. Besides winning 6 rings in Chicago what has MJ done with his celebrity to help make the world a better place?