Can I ask men a question?

Co-sign to the sign!

 

You know what's messed up is girls who play games only do that shit to guys they know will deal with it. They don't pull that shit with the Kobes and Lebrons of the world they're on their best behavior. I wish there was a menu that came with women suited personally to the guy they're seeing.

If you're under 6'2 and have a wack job you have no chance.
If you meet the height and job requirement you have a chance to interview which will be followed by various entertainment and meals that you are responsible for and upon my decision you may get a kiss on the lips lasting no longer than 3 seconds and absolutely no tongue unless I indicate otherwise.
If you make it past the fourth to fifth interview then you may be allowed to invite me over as long as you comply with a daily prompt mysterious text message followed by a nightly phone call for you to hear about my life and its many problems.
If and when I decide to allow you to pleasure me it will be at a time of my choosing probably when it's most inconvient or uncomfortable for you.
Lastly if you happen to be famous and rich then you can forget all these rules and skip to the part where I service you in a parking lot in the hopes you might take care of me.

 

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That's funny as hell babe. You're just on a role lately. Of course none of that applies to any woman I know, but we've previously established that you and I know vastly different types of women.

 

Thanks lol. You're lucky I see them way too often. Good motivation though.

 

Well I'm sorry you do, that's really unfortunate for you. There really are better women out there for you.

 

I personally don't like 2 chase.And hiding your true self at 1st falls under the playing games section in my book.If you know how 2 cook,then cook.If you're a little playful,then be playful.Point is give a man a chance 2 form his opinion about you based on the real you.Not your representative!

 

Define "challenge"?

No man likes a case of "Blue Balls"

 

or a cocktease!

 

funny and true

 

One in the same....

 

Meaning someone who is a little hard to get at first, but as time winds down. Your able to quote on quote "conquer" in the end. Men want a chick to fuck for sure, but at the same we are hoping that she doesn't subliminally. Who wants to be with a chick that will give it up for anybody?

 

The problem with that saying is that not any chick gives it up with anyone. so it makes no sense.

 

Truthfully I'm not trying to plant any flags. I go into every situation thinking every girl I dealt with has been with at least 100 people because frankly you never know so why care.

 

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see guys exaggerate how many men women sleep with lol. sleeping with one man that is not us is one man too many.
For some of us, 1 man is 100 and so on .

 

You'd be surprised

 

no there is going to be that one guy, maybe because he is child rapist or is crazy in the head or a cannibal or something, that she won't sleep with.

 

Well yeah...your right ha, assuming he shows signs at first. he could be normal in the beginning

 

Exactly so if you go into it thinking she's been around the block you can't be disappointed or grossed out if you find out otherwise.

 

I just prefer not to know about it unless it is something important.