strip clubs and why I cant go !!!!!

At the strip clubs the culture is ARCANE to me.

I mean first they say make it rain and they are throwing money out....well if it was up to me it would be a damn drought. Im not giving some woman my money and I walk away with a hard on.

2nd some clubs are serving food.....damn man you actually think im gonna eat food where there is pubic hair hanging freely ?

come on man. no way.

convince me on why I should go to the shake-a-booty club with no real returns on my investment.

 

I believe that the stripper is suppose to convince you. What I don't understand is why men don't simply go to nevada to get the loving or why more pimps don't simply go to nevada and do everything legally.

 

Its entertainment.

If you don't like it, spend your money elsewhere.

 

There is no return-on-investment for me in convincing you. So, no.

 

He has to get one of his lady friends to strip for him.

 

I was a male stripper in my days

Maybe if he saw my pics he'd be conviced??..lmao

Yall have a good night

 

LOL!!!!!!!

 

i'm expecting you to take me where you work when i hit your town...!!!

 

:smt001

I no longer work there.

But, we can go to a strip club-or two-if you'd like.

 

brilliant...!!! glad your country still has 1 dollar notes...we're all 1 & 2 dollar coins over here...gets messy...!!!

 

Really?

Lol, yeah, you can't make it rain with coins.

 

no, guess you just call it a hail of coins

 

Can't convince ya- either you like it or you don't. I used to hang out at a strip club when I lived down south quite a bit. It had a male side and a female side- I was on both and dated a male stripper (story for another day). I had a great time- I was there a few nights a week and all the bouncers and stuff knew me, but then again, the experience when you're a woman is way different than if you're a man. I got to touch things men weren't allowed to touch if I really wanted. LOL

There are lots of people who don't like them. Like LA said, they're supposed to be fun. If it's not fun for you, no amount of convincing is going to do it.

 

there you go rite there! you read my mind !

I would rather give the dough to my woman who is stripping for me and it stays in the house and she can hook a brother up later on that nite. also she will have money to go shopping and also pay the bills in our house (if she is living with me). In either case It is going to someone who knows me and Im gonna get taken care of.

 

I go to strip clubs just to watch attractive women...I never actually get turned on there...I just appreciate nice looking women, which even at strip clubs are hard to fine...I dont 'make it rain' or get crazy with anything, I am not there to finance their 402 or EX habit or "put them through college"...haaha

 

i agree with your full post but that one particular part is hilarious, and oh so true. one of the main reasons i haven't been to a good ol nudie bar in years. lol

 

That was my favorite episode right there.:smt045

 

Well said, Sir.

 

I very rarely set foot there. Especially if I don't know a soul there and putting money into a woman's g-string gives nothing but a just watching her.