"Foot In The Mouth" Disease

Fellas, have you ever had the "Foot in the mouth" disease? You know...when you said something that you really didn't mean. You might have had an egotistical high at the moment or you might have just been trying to get a feel for a new situation. How did you deal with it?

Ladies, has a guy ever offended you with words to the point where you wanted to disassociate yourself from him socially? Have you ever found it in your heart to forgive him after he admits the error in his ways? Is there ever a point of reconciliation?

 

does this have anything to do with you not being a pervert but instead a philosopher? if so, no worries:smt056

 

Ummm, I don't know...Maybe :smt001

Thanks Lippy.

 

I find this thread perfect since it describes Karma perfectly. I'm callng you here too chump.

 

Yeah, back in high school in econ, one time. I wasn't being a smartass or cocky, or anything. I just happen to say the wrong thing. We all laughed it off n' shit.

 

yeah this cat is from New York alright

he's on some ole Bed-Stuy steez

 

Lol you know how we do

 

It happens to me online sometimes but never in real life.

 

It's happened to me before. I lived it, learned from it and I moved on.:smt023

 

I've had it so much I am now resistant to the treatment.

 

lippy is starting to think she has a foot fetish...she does it so much:smt003

 

lmao :smt043

 

LMAO!!!!!

Good one. I bet your foot fetish isn't stronger than mine though! Lol!

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

It really depends on..mostly if somebody said something wrong, there is always time to correct it. But I also experienced that special remarks I cannot excuse. Then I stop to like him, all my attraction for him leaves in one second and I don´t want to see or hear him anymore

 

I usually dont, but sometimes it comes in droves..
I have a funny story about me at a party in college where I stuck my foot in my mouth so much I had to leave.

This happend all within like 2 hours:
1)
My friend who had been with his girl friend for like 3 years.
Hi Babak, where is your girlfriend?
"we just broke up" (he was devastated that it was even brought up)
2)
I asked another friend of mine that was supposed to meet his mother in Cyprus (he was from Iran and could not go back there to meet her)
Turned out his mother had died suddenly and I devastated him (people behind him was doing the cut-the-troat-sign but I didnt pay attention).
3)
Then another friend showed up with a new boyfriend and we started talking about names..... I made a funny about a male name I didnt like and he (of course) went:
"that is my name".

ARGGHHHH!!

so I try to cover it up by making fun of my middle name (not mentioning yet that it was my middle name)..
and he went..
" that is my mothers name".


I felt the universe was entirely agains me as I could not open my mouth without offending anyone..
It was so horrible, I just left.

Its hillarious thinking back, stepping onto all those land-mines.
:axe:

 

Hah funny shit----happens to me ALL the time hah

Ive had my own foot in mouth moments (haha)

This one time I was at the hospital ER (volunteering- yes i do) and this lady dashed in, gasping for air she asked "where is the maternity ward",so I smiled (grinned) and said "ohhh youre pregnant i see" pointing directly at her abdomen. She gave me this "i-cant-believe-you-just-said-that " facial expression and replied "Im not pregnant, my sister is"

I was like "OHHHH MY bad"...haha-i mean, i can be insensitive and crude occasionally, but i would never palpably make such a statement knowing the bitch isntt pregnant, or at the very least, smuggling a watermelon down there. But hey, you live -you learn


Conversely, I recall (intentionally this time) making a jerk-move to a perfect stranger (sexy white girl no less). She was eating a double cheese burger, so i looked at her and remarked: "hey youre gonna get fat", to which she answers "yeah thats why i run 3 miles a day". OK, I wasn’t about to get owned by a bitch so I said "well, it doesnt look like it". "EXcuse me" she yelled, so i made myself clearer "you dont look like a runner cuz you eat too damn much", she then asked me "whats it to ya? and i said "im just trying to help" and almost instantly she replied "Well if you really wanna help, go run into traffic",

LMAO, fuck.....she was so cute too...oh well...

later

 

I did it a lot in the past but I'm much better at it now. I just don't say much around certain people now. Sometimes it is better to be quite and let people discover things on their own. I know it sounds cliche but its easier said than done.

 

perhaps we should visit foot in mouth disease:smt014