I think it started when Tarsh took her bra off and you dropped your undies........ I told you gals no bikini painting in this room!
The only painting I would like to see is the skid mark from your Hasidic behind while I drag your ass to local tanning booth.
No, I love pale ppl they have a right to co-exist with my self absorbed and self centered ass. But one would say tho I am a palist converter!
dont you play innocent with me child, you love being dragged around naked from Australia all the way to Bulgaria!
Thank you for allowing me to live! I bow down to you, your majesty. I remember this guy I used to date (he died...so RIP), he once told me that I'm very pretty, but I'd look better darker....I was like wow! That's like telling a dark skinned person to get lighter.
oh and btw...if i remember correctly, i'm your queen, you're my assistant...!!! i'm not liking this tone you're taking with me...!!! more lashings for you
That's what my mama told me. "son, you have such a pretty hair, only if you could have been a little more lighter" where is my sammy sossa cream? lol
