Superfluous Titles

If you had to give yourself an obscenely over the top name what would it be?

Make sure you have a title that includes your position and rank also.


Just a bit of fun and I'm sure peoples answers will be very amusing.


Ok mine is....

Queen Ananke Tartarus the 7th,
Ruler of the Gonks and the Mildly Depressed.

 

Newpowermoves - Master of his Domain and all that implies, infers, inserts, intersects and interjects!

 

Nikki of the Awesome

 

This requires some thinking - I need some advice from Francie!!!

 

Axel Foley

 

That Badass G-Funkin' Mufucka B.A. from the *CT*......

or God.

 

My name would be: The Immaculate One

My rank would be: 1000 Star General

I'm so modest!

 

I have a suggestion:

Your name would be: The Scandinavian Goddess

Your rank would be: Thrice Powerful

 

Taken!!!!!!
I like that a lot!!!!

Thank you The Immaculate One!!!

 

Princess Orgasmia... ruler of all that throbs! LOL

m.

 

I think that every man would love for you to rule their kingdom.

 

rayer: BRILLIANT!!!! I just died. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

soooo... if I drop an anvil on my foot.. it will throb - is that included?
:smt003

 

i'd say yes...she didn't specify what had to throb

 

The name Orgasmia would probably have her focus on some OTHER throb. A throb which I would not want an anvil dropped on. Oh SHIT!!! That would hurt.:smt119

 

My head is throbbing right now (The head on my shoulders).

 

Sure, man. Sure.

 

glad you clarified which head you were referring to. my mind went straight to the gutter for a moment

 

Lol to Tarshibear and BrotherAjax!

 

Isnt that the default place? (and head)?