Flipside: What are some of the worst movies you've seen so far?

I was thinking the same thing.. some of the movies in that list, although dissapointing were by no means "worst movies". Jeppers Creepers were pretty darn good, until the end, that made me go "huh"????

 

I remember seeing Jeepers Creepers the Friday after 9/11. We couldn't watch any more news programs, so we went to a 30 screen theater. We were just about the only people there. It was surreal.

But, as weird as this will sound, that movie will always hold a place in my heart and I will always remember the first time I saw it.

So, I can never put it on a bad movie list for that reason. :smt023

 

Pineapple Express was a complete waste of my life. That fuckin movie sucked so much ass....

 

Bookworm, I picked it because the Jackson character in one scene almost drove the car off the road when he saw a Blonde jogger and refused the advances of Gena Davis' character in another. I think either the late Gene Siskel or Roger Ebert said "The Long Peck on the Cheek". In a real life situation the Jackson character would be all over her.

 

Preach!

Can I get a witness up in here?!?!

 

I thought it was a massive pile of toss.
How they manages to make a Jeepers Creepers 2 is beyond me.

 

+1!

 

There's been some serious pieces of shit put out there, but for some of the movies that have been previously mentioned, I have only 1 question::

What the Fuck were you thinking to begin with??


Did you really walk into or pop into the DVD player movies called Jeepers Creepers, Soul Plane, Beloved, Dance flick and other shit like that and actually think you were gonna see something Oscar worthy. Sometimes, in terms of movies, go with your gut. If it's poorly titled, then you can only imagine how piss poor it was probably made.

For me anyway, 3 pieces of shit I thought might be good from what I had heard:

1. Twilight
This is BY FAR THE MOST PISS POOR ACTING JOB i've ever seen in MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! It was so bad it actually was funny. My friends and I have a running joke where we now can't wait to see Twilight: New Moon just to see how much worse the acting can get. Good god I want those 2 hours back, and i mean a LONG 2 hours....
The only good point was that there were actually some excelllent cinematic shots in that movie. Too bad it was teen fodder that didn't need real actors, just pretty ones.

2. The Crow
All I can say is I don't remember a thing about the movie cause I fell asleep in the first 15 minutes, only to wake up to the credits rolling. The joke here is, I NEVER fall asleep during a movie. It really had to be bad for that to happen.

3 Tropic Thunder
Here's where I legitimately fucked up. I know I absolutely HATE Ben Stiller and any movie he is in (except Zoolander). I simply steer clear of his shitty movies. The trailer did look a little funny, but horrible at the same time. However, a person I truly trust for their opinions said they died laughing in that flick, so I gave it a shot with my 10 bucks, and got ripped high before hand-----

Still didn't work. One of the few movies i've ever walked out of after paying to see it. The other 2 or 3 I oddly don't even remember their titles. That in itself makes me laugh.
:smt104

 

I'll give you that on Jeepers Creepers 2. That was ass.... I've seen worse, but I've no desire to ever see it again.

 

+1!!

Completely agree!!!!! :smt038

 

Man, I'm a fiend for the second one. Way more killing. Had me on the edge of my seat damn near the whole time.

 

YOU NEED TO BE SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER INSULT HAYAO MIYAZAKI ANS STUDIO GHIBLI, US GEEKS WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!LOL

 

In & Out Kevin Kline (what a pile of steaming shit)

Gigli (self exsplanatory)

Maid in Manhattan (big sigh from pure shiteee)

Flubber

Open Water

Godsend ( Pretty Bad could have been excellent so much potential, even had De Niro in it what a waste)

The Grudge

The Blair Witch Project!!!! why did i waste my money going to see it at the cinema, I'll never see that money again may as well have posted it through a drain cover)

Home Alone 2 and 3

 

The worst movies of all time:
*drum roll please

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Fat Pizza (from Australia, and adaptation of a Aussie tv show)
Pineapple Express
Independence Day
Steel (with shaquille o'neil)
Howard the Duck
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
Joe's Apartment ( I did kind like it...)
The Room (Tommy Wiseau's awful film)
Wild Wild West (Will Smith)
Exit Wounds (Steve Seagal, and DMX)
Queen of the Damned (Ok so Aaliyah died before the movie came out. It was still shitty)
Kazaam (again with Shaq)
The Punisher: War Zone (sucks more than a broke hooker)
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li ( I have to see for myself how bad this movie is)
Double Team ( A pairing of Jean Claude Van Damme, and Dennis Rodman, stick to b-ball Dennis)
Killer Bud (David Faustino aka Bud Bundy from Married With Children starred in this piece of shit)
Ringmaster (the Jerry Springer movie I used to like {cause of the BJ scene and tits} but now I'm old enough to understand the plot. FTM Fuck this movie...)
National Lampoons Movies such as:
Dorm Daze
Gold Diggers
Barely Legal
Van Wilder 1 and 2
American Pie 2
American Wedding
(Why must they continue doing these movies?)
Balls of Fury (Maggie Q and Jason Scott Lee were the only reason this movie was tolerable)
The Destroyer (A kung-fu movie starring the legendary Jimmy Wang Yu, but this movie is god awful. Google it)
Robocop 3 (how could they kill Louis? How could they? still this movie sucked donkey ass)
Cobra (Sly Stallone, and Bridgette Neilson. This movie was so ASS. ASS!)
B.A.P.S (This is by far the shittiest movie ever done by Halle Berry)
Sprung (Tisha Campbell, {Gina from Martin} and John Witherspoon could save this movie from tanking)

I'll post more, or start my own thread....

 

+10000!

One of the worst movies EVAR!

 

Gigli- (an appearance by Al Pacino in this film still couldn’t save it)

Woo- (I’m still pissed at Jada Pinkett-Smith for this piece of shit)

Miami Vice- (I could only make it through about 01:10:00 before I walked
out the movie theater)

Jeepers Creepers- (where the hell would I begin?)

Transformers- (full of style, but no substance)

Black Knight- (Martin Lawrence needs his ass whooped for this)

The Drop Squad- (I was literally sickened by how terrible this was)

Kazaam- (I really think Shaq lost a bet when he did this movie)

 

Two Wesley Snipes' moviesrop Zone and Murder at 1600 both where Snipes does not get intimate with a WW.

 

"The Dark Knight"

Saw it few weeks ago. Highly overrated!

 

LOL!! You are CRAZY. That movie rocks!!

I believe he's only kidding. Thanks for the Will Smith photo though.

:smt023