Favorite quotes

I am a nobody
nobody is perfect
therefore i am perfect

In just 2 days from now
tomorrow will be yesterday

Sometimes too much drink isn't enough

 

"Oh dear. Now certain people are mad that I said I like chocolate versus vanilla. Vanilla's cool! Don't trip! I'm just really into chocolate."

- Amanda Bynes

 

Ha

 

DITTO!

 

It is well that war is so terrible lest we should grow too fond of it.
Robert E. Lee

 

I know how she feels.

 

Mmmmmm, strawberry...my favorite. Thank you, sweetheart. :smt008 If I blow out all the candles, do you promise that my wish will come true? :tonqe:

 

"Fuck you."

 

You didn't attribute that quote to anyone, is that an LA original?

 

"No community is best served when only the elite have control" - J.J. Abrams.

 

"The chosen one from the land of the frozen sun, where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones”.


- Common

 

"The American elite is almost beyond redemption. Moral relativism has set in so deeply that the gilded classes have become incapable of discerning right from wrong. Everything can be explained away, especially by journalists. Life is one great moral mush, sophistry washed down with Chardonnay. The ordinary citizens, thank goodness, still adhere to absolutes. It is they who have saved the republic from creeping degradation while their 'betters' were derelict." - Charles Dickens

 

"He who is prudent and lies in wait for the enemy who is not likewise prudent, that man will know victory".

- Sun Tzu, Art of War


"It's not only what you know, it's what you do with what you know".

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

 

" Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens."
( Jimmy Hendrix)

it is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it " (Aristotle)

 

[walks between two women] "Sorry, I didn't mean to come between you..... or did I?"

-Glenn Quagmire

 

"A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity." Robert A. Heinlein

 

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns

 

"Who needs lyrics when you have big black cocks." - Katy Perry

 

"I love the fact that humans have opposable thumbs; it's really quite useful. However, it's a bitch to animate. "

- My Maya teacher