Pick-up line greats!

Discussion in 'Conversations Between White Women and Black Men' started by Rissalovesblack, Jul 24, 2009.

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  1. jaisee

    jaisee Well-Known Member

    Along those same lines is my favorite 'Is my trunk spacious enough for you?'
     
    jaisee, Jul 26, 2009
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  2. Rissalovesblack

    Rissalovesblack New Member

    LOL! Good ones! :smt043
     
    Rissalovesblack, Jul 26, 2009
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  3. FG

    FG Well-Known Member

    "are your parents retarded, because you sure are special"
    and yes, I heard it last night!!!!
     
    FG, Jan 2, 2010
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  4. curleyblonde

    curleyblonde New Member

    My goodness, I bet you fell for that hook, line and sinker...... NOT lol...... How hard did you try not to laugh at the poor soul though?????
     
    curleyblonde, Jan 2, 2010
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  5. FG

    FG Well-Known Member

    He had already stepped on my foot and knocked my wineglass out of my hand so yes, he was a keeper!
    :)
     
    FG, Jan 2, 2010
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  6. curleyblonde

    curleyblonde New Member

    OHhhhhhhhhhh you scored yourself a winner there..... don't you love it when your drink is knocked out of your hands, but the bonus was the foot stomping... just lovely...



    p.s. you are too hot for that..................
     
    curleyblonde, Jan 2, 2010
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  7. FG

    FG Well-Known Member

    It was just some random dude that thought he was going to hit on me while my date was in the restroom. It was really funny because he really was snot-drunk.
     
    FG, Jan 2, 2010
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  8. curleyblonde

    curleyblonde New Member

    lol, snot-drunk,,, I can only imagine what you mean by that.... :smt043
     
    curleyblonde, Jan 2, 2010
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  9. FG

    FG Well-Known Member

    U got it;-)

    and I totally missed you sweet comment above!!
    Thank you gorgeous!!!Very sweet!!!!
    XOXOXOXOX
     
    FG, Jan 2, 2010
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  10. curleyblonde

    curleyblonde New Member

    Here is one I heard once...


    "You look familiar. Did you graduate from The University of Gorgeous Girls?" :-?
     
    curleyblonde, Jan 2, 2010
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  11. FG

    FG Well-Known Member

    huh? wow!
    :smt043
     
    FG, Jan 2, 2010
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  12. Liquid Swords

    Liquid Swords New Member

    Are you gonna bang doe?!
     
    Liquid Swords, Jan 4, 2010
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  13. curleyblonde

    curleyblonde New Member



    LOL :smt043
     
    curleyblonde, Jan 4, 2010
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  14. bonyjoop

    bonyjoop Restricted


    uuuggggg that is horrible.

    This is my pick up line....." excuse me but I saw you earlier and I wanted to meet you. what is your name ?"

    It works everytime !!!!! :smt071
     
    bonyjoop, Jan 6, 2010
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  15. curleyblonde

    curleyblonde New Member

    Yeh I know that is how I felt when I heard it first too.... Yours is much better. :D
     
    curleyblonde, Jan 6, 2010
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  16. bonyjoop

    bonyjoop Restricted

    Really ? Sometimes I thought it was corny and uncool. Of course I try to do it in my best teddy pendegrass style ( AKA mack mode voice aka as smooth as possible) LOL
     
    bonyjoop, Jan 10, 2010
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  17. curleyblonde

    curleyblonde New Member

    I am sure it comes across as smooth, but the more natural the better... :D
     
    curleyblonde, Jan 11, 2010
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  18. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    Oh, I love this one. It's not tacky or rude. It's sweet and non-threatening. Nice one! :D
     
    Sin Mari, Jan 11, 2010
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  19. luvforeplay

    luvforeplay New Member

    I like using "Hi, Wow, you are just stunning, Will you marry me?"

    Great ice breaker and ALL women react the same way, they act surprise then immediately start laughing flirtatiously. That line will always get you in but then its up to you to seal the deal by charming her pants off some more!:smt038
     
    luvforeplay, Jan 11, 2010
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  20. LA

    LA Well-Known Member

    "Do you have any black inside you?

    Would you like some?"
     
    LA, Jan 11, 2010
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