Pick-up line greats!

haha, :smt081
I'm so gonna start using that on people!

 

lol, good one.
have fun with your friend last night?

 

I once was approached by a guy in a club at about 2:30am.

"you look good, do you wanna come home with me?"
(stellar pick-up line, especially at 2:30 am)

of course I said "no".

he then proceeded to call me "whore" (eh, I just proved I wasnt)

So I responded:

"that's right, EVERYBODY.. BUT YOU"

 

hm, men. they really should learn that simple, isn't always the best,
but excellent comeback I might add! :smt023

 

I should have mentioned that it was from a movie "The Ladies Man". I don't think I've ever used a pick up line.

And yeah, we had a pretty good time., thanks for asking. I also found the source of that horrible odor.

 

once you removed me from the kitchen, it was taken care of.

 

Thanks,


Some men are just never gonna get it.

But then you have the ones that are above it all..

There are two I remember

I was sitting at the roof top bar with friends at Cafe Adobe in H-town and this guy came up and said to me in front of all my friends that I was the most beautiful women he ever saw.. and then just walked away...

This other guy came up to me at the Target parking lot and gave me a couple of bangles - he told me he saw me inside Target and decided to show his appreciation by giving me those bangles, "pretty bangles for a pretty lady" - and he also just walked away.

Both were great pick-up lines, sans the acctual pick-up ... I still dont know what both of these incidences really were..


but I will never forget it tho, it was very sweet whatever it was

 

And now, it's time for the most important question of all:
Cranberry or Orange?

lol!

 

Awww, those are too sweet!
See those guys again, want to introduce them to Rissa?

 

Both, actually. Started with Cranberry, then went to Orange.

 

Oh, and also.
What was the smell? Other than the magical vinegar spray you used to get rid of your skank. lol.

 

Ooh you wild man!

 

The garbage...

You know, sooo... I ordered Cranberry and the bartender (my favorite bartender at this place) kept asking 'a what' and eventually gave me the cranberry. I later changed to OJ and noticed that there was a familiar taste to it, so I asked if she'd put Vodka and she said 'yeah'. Later, when she asked if I want another drink, I replied 'yes' and before I even stated what I wanted, she went and mixed some watermelon thinggy. Soooo..... I started off well, at least.

 

Watermelon Daiquiri.

 

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you???"

Works every time.

 

LOL, that is a long-standing joke between a friend and me.
My all time favorite

 

A good variation: "Does this drink taste like roofies to you?"

 

OOHHHHHH!!
Good one!!!!!!
Me likey!!!!
LOL

 

:drinkers: ummm why Yes... LOL

Classic DH...