This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to yo u-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican --$20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex --$20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20 Done oral -- $5 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25 Stol e something -- $10 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 Made a nasty home video -- $15 Had a threesome -- $50 Had sex in the wild -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 Had sex with someone 10 years older --$20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 25 -- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25 Went streaking -- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Peed in the pool -- $0.50 Played spin the bottle -- $5 Done something you regret -- $20 Had sex with your best friend >-- $20 Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25 Had anal sex -- $80 Lied to your mate -- $5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Counted... 585.50 (Or maybe its 585. Lol. I may or may have not peed in a pool as a lil child.I just know as an adult I haven't)
HA! All of those things happened in my bad girl days. I am reformed...mostly. I still know how to have a good time, just legally and respectfully.
so much for just getting my bonus and a cost of living raise...lipstick is now broke...but a happy lived her life kinda broke:smt047
Bookie I am picturing you in a forest, singing songs, with small animated animals feeling the need to flock to you
LMAO!! Oh God, I come off as so innocent, don't I? Didn't mama have to pay less money than me? LOL! Please someone else has to pay less than me!! :smt081