I thought you told me that it was ok for me to stalk you. I think that you said something about I could look but not touch.

 

Whoops, you're right! Stand down officer. STAND DOWN!

 

Dang it. I was actually looking forward to the frisking. :smt011

 

Rise up officer. Rise up!

 

Aww, thanks. You are too good to me. :smt058 After the frisking, would you do one more thing for me?? Please drop all charges.

 

If the charges are dropped, you won't see your day in court. With me being the judge, I may very well have requested your presence in my chambers.

But your wish is my command!

 

Well, let's not be hasty in our decisions. I'm sure that we could work a compromise that would be advantageous to all parties involved. :smt052