Pet Peeves - Which Are Your Worst?

I hate it when men don not follow the one urinal space rule. I hate it when someone pees right next to me. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Use the other stalls asshole!

thanks for letting me vent.

 

I hear if you tap your foot under the stall, they'll stop.

 

I was in a movie theater once. One of those big 30 screen theaters. Their bathrooms have like 30 stalls in them. So, I happened to be the only one in the entire bathroom and I was in a stall, and some lady came in and went into a stall right next to mine. All I could think of was, "are you fucking kidding me??" There were so many to choose from but she had to go right next to me?

It works the same for women, too. We just have walls inbetween ours.

 

People who are rude. Seriously.....what is it going to get you?

 

That's the problem though. They've gotten negative reinforcement in the past with that behavior. When you're rude, most people tend to bend over backwards for you, just to get you out of their hair.

I'm sure that's why they do it.

 

For real. I thought it was male instinct or some shit to follow bathroom etiquette. Some people are just born without it I guess, like it's down syndrome or some shit.

 

I can't stand it when people do not smile at children. Or when you smile at them and they don't smile back.

 

I'm with you on that.

 

That's me.

 

There was this little cute girl staring at me, so I smiled and waved at her and she turned around and said "mum a weird girl is talking to me", they both scowled at me and walked away. Dumb little bitch. Lol. From now on I don't really smile at kids other than family. She honestly looked at me as if I was a sex offender or something.

 

LOL

That second half was people in general, but I see what you mean. That might make me wonder a second or two before I smiled at another kid!

I see kids do something silly for attention and I'll make eye contact with them and their parents and laugh. It's when my nieces do something silly to get someone's attention and they make eye contact with them and me, but snub us. Makes me want to trip them as they walk by, lol

 

same thing should apply for stalls, to be honest...

dropping lincoln logs in public is humiliating enough...

now I have to do it with another guy next to me

jesus take the wheel

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! I'm DYIN' right now. That had me weak! :smt043:smt043

 

you know it's true, dog..

now I got some fool rappin to some shorty, who's ass he's never goin to smash

OR

I got the hannibal lecter mofo, who decides that, instead of using another one farther away, it's best to sit in the one right next to me

next time someone does that, i'm going to slide my size 14 under his stall and start tapping

 

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Hanibal Lecter. The worse thing about being next to somebody, or just in the bathroom while another dude is on the shitter period, is heard the shit break off and go "plop", followed by a satisfied grunt. :vom: Fuckin' NASTY son. Nastier when it's accompanied by a fart. And not just the simple fart. It's that motor boat/garbage disposal/ something stuck in the drain/AHH!! Real Monsters fart.

 

i don't like the grunts, or the 'oh maaaannnnn'

 

People who smack their food and/or gum. It annoys me majorly!

 

some of the guys here wouldn't mind that...

:smt033

 

Okay, it's breakfast time where I am. No more appetite.