The Satyricon Advice Thread

Since I am forty-two posts aways from no longer having a presence on this site, I thought I'd give you all an opportunity to gain wisdom and bask in my extraordinarily high levels of fucking awesomeness.

So here is your opportunity to ask me for advice on any of a number of matters relating to love, work, philosophy, politics, whatever.

 

lipstick really needs some advice...i have just been in turmoil over this for weeks...i have prepared for it...planned for it...considered the damage it would do if i change my mind and want to go back...lost sleep over it...it really is a big deal...so everyone knows that you are the man...you have all the answers and then some...so wise...educated...saty, you are the man...i'm hoping you can help me here with this life altering decision...should i color my hair red :smt016

 

If you have no history of hair damage when you dye it or less than ideal results in terms of color, then I say go for it.

You can try this simulator to see what your hair would look like with various colors.

http://www4.colortry.com/colortry/index.php?in=sample.jpg&coords=64,44,137,141&col=240,0,0&intensity=0.3&shine=0

 

Once Saty's out, I'm out!

 

It'll be lonely here without Saty. He's the only man on this forum who's as intelligent as I am.

 

If newpower left, this site would lose all justification for its existence.

 

I like that, appreciate it.

 

Can you give us all advice on how we will survive without your biting wit?

:smt086

 

Don't leave us, Saty.

 

:smt058

 

I want advice on how to make Saty stop being irrational and stick around.

 

Co-sign!

 

And I co-sign the co-sign!!
Saty, you really cant leave!!!!!!!!!!
Thats depressing!!!!

 

Uh . . . this was supposed to be an "advice" thread, but thank you ladies you're all incomparably lovely.

 

Ok -
Can you advice us on how to make you stay????:smt045

 

If we are all so lovely why are you leaving??

 

Oh. Whatever! As if you weren't fishing for compliments again!

I would like to know, Saty, whether humans can live alone - without love? And to live without this, is it really worthwhile? Where do you get the purpose in your life?

I am inclined to make some comment about the hypocrisy of your starting an "I'm leaving" thread. But, what would be the point? No doubt it's part of your master plan.

As always, Saty, I'm thankful for the times we spent chatting, the hilarity on the forum, and your "wisdom". Enjoy your life, and perhaps see you around again, some time?

Hey - if you're ever down this way, hit me up and we'll go drinking.

Cheers. :drinkers:

 

Saty, this is a thinly veiled attempt to conjure up some love from the ladies in the forum. Unfortunately, it worked - yet again.

I have some questions:

- what is the meaning of life?

- what is the secret to a successful relationship?

- do you think I should stay a lawyer or do a job with more soul?

I eagerly await your replies.

 

Ooooooooohhh....some interesting questions. I'm excited to read Saty's answers and advice to these!

 

Saty, I've never said anything nice to you, and quite possibly never will, but even I think you should not leave. Although you are always wrong, you are interesting, and although you're not nearly as smart as you think you are, you're not an idiot. Stick around.









Also, if Bryant's right and you're Kobe, excellent game last night. :smt005