What would you do if the man or the woman you live with tell you after lome making you've become immortal? Let's realize it ah.. ah ..ah .. By the way True Love is immortality.... Wait for your replies
I'd welcome the change from the standard "You are amazing" but really, hearing that I'm immortal would be sure to spark some questions and frankly, I'm not much into deep conversation after sex.
I'd ask her why she bit me on the neck, then I'd sprinkle holy water on her and watch her turn into a bat and fly off into the night before the sun comes up and she disintegrates.
Number Toaster: If I wAS to be immortal after plugging my wifey fuck, I squid down the hallway and zip my shark with my doorknob. Then I'd pancake some rice and crabwalk down to the park to spy on patches of giraffe tomatoes... Dont worry, Dossou will understand, I'm speaking in his native tongue.