Close Calls

Three years ago I met a British woman at party who was studying abroad (linguistics) here in the states. After the festivities died down, we found ourselves discussing a variety of things on a couch in the house where the party was held. Anyway, one thing led to another and we started making out passionately. After telling me she had a boyfriend, to which I responded with utter indifference, she invited me back to her place.

We got to her place and we're standing in the hallway before my drunk ass finally asked her the most obvious question in the universe: "Where is your boyfriend?", to which she replied, "He won't be in tonight." She slipped her key into the door, turned the knob and we stepped into the apartment. We walked into her dark living room, where she turned on the light and the first thing both of us noticed is a dude laying asleep on the couch. FUCK! She immediately killed the light and we made our way gingerly back into the hallway, where we kissed and I got the hell out of there.

Any similar close calls?

 

:smt081 That was close, lucky he didn't wake up!!

 

hahah that situation was fucked.