Lets Laugh for 2 days straight....and then get back to the grind

O.K back to the grind

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! That baby in the sink one has me weak right now.

 

lol that reminded me of that Chappelle's Show skit, the one where he's coming out of the womb with a big pecker.

 

These are hilarious.:smt023

 

Me too I can't stop laughing.

 

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DAMN!!!!!!! That's a once in a lifetime pic opportunity. HAHAHAH!!!!:smt043

 

What the heck! I missed it all

 

Don't despair!!
Check the boob thread. I posted the most awesome video ever!

 

CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A

FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,

COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?

IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,

FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,

WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE

WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS

THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS

TO THE FRONT DOOR?

THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T

WANT TO FIX STEPS.

HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.

I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A

COUPLE OF HOURS...................................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW

HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES

TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES

THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.


AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE

HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES

THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.



HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW DID ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT

OUTSIDE AND CRIED.



JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME

WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.



HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER

GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.



HE SAID,

SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?


SHE REPLIED,

HELLOOOOO,

DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN

ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO!

 

:idea:now there is an idea...hmmm, lipstick is checking craigslist under handyman...or maybe i should just try casual encounters and see if i can find a handyman there...lmfao

 

casual encounters..

aint nothing casual about moaning and groaning, and spackling your walls with bodily fluids while pulling someone's hair

:smt101

 

now how in the world did you know that spackling was on my chore list for the handyman:smt107 is that you showing up in the morning around 9am after my son leaves for baseball...

 

if it was me, you would know it in your mind (and your body)

:smt106

anything but casual

:smt026

 

as you well know lipstick is rarely at a loss for words...the exception would be right now:smt100