What's going on with you?

Maybe he slipped you a mickey? :smt087

 

nah dont think he would do something like that
it was a migraine that got me, i got real sick again after finally making the drive home too

 

United won!
I've stopped being sick!
And he just asked me out!

Damn, don't want to break the stereotype! He's tanned, if that helps?

 

Stressed out, thinking how much I dislike cops.

 

Tryin to get laid, as always, going to hit up a few stripclubs with my homies soon.

 

it rained in denver today...smelled so fresh outside...my grass is looking so green...no need to check out the other side of the fence...my son and i went to brunch at our favorite restaurant "annies" they have the best eggs benedict...i had a spicy bloody mary...i took a nice long afternoon nap when we got home with the window open in my room...the sound of the rain was quite soothing...a nice relaxing day...magic phoned to wish me a happy mother's day...it was good to hear from him...my nuggets are up 3-0...can't wait for monday's game...life is good!

 

Just took an unpleasant elevator ride with an awful smelling woman; it was all I could do to keep from telling her to wash her funky ass.

 

:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043OHHHH Damn! Got me too weak over here. My stomach hurt.:smt043

 

When I was a bank teller, I often wondered why it was always the people with the most horrendous dragon breath who had to be all up in your window. I mean...they HAVE to know!

 

Isn't there a window between you and the customers? That sucks. I was at the library one time, and I could smell this dude's breath from 8 feet behind him, and we were outside in the fresh air. I was like "what the fuck son?"

 

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LOL I wish there was a window!! That would've helped the situation. We had a man who was wanking his wienie LOUDLY in the bathroom once. We called the cops on him, because he was CRAZY, and he had jacked off into a cup. When the cops asked him what was in the cup, he said, "I have extremely dry hands and I'm trying this new lotion!" LOL Crazy times at the ol' bank!

 

WHat the heck kind of bank did you work at? LOL!!

 

Hahahahaha!! Well, it wasn't a sperm bank!

 

Wow Russia, Manchester is awesome! I wanna move there... lol. So many hot guys and everything is red (by that, I mean buildings).

I'm def going to go down again, and we have to meet up because I got a bit lost yesterday and I'd need someone to show me around. Lol.

 

LOL!! I didn't even think of THAT kind of bank. AHAHAHAA!!!

 

Ahaha... that reminded me of this.

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hahahaha!! Thank God he didn't come out of the bathroom with it in his hand and start shooting!! We should start a thread: What crazy things have happened at your job? LOL

 

What you talking 'bout Willis?

 

I'm glad you enjoyed it!!
Yeah, everything is red...ALL OF US UNITED FANS hahaha.
Seriously, we'll chat and plan for you to come down so you can enjoy Manchester properly, go clubbing and that. We have a great nightlife!

 

HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Damn. That dude's a straight up nut!!!!!! Pun intended.:smt043:smt043:smt043