Like Sir Nose just said, the man has no penis, well it looks like a pimple on a vagina, it must have been cold or something happened to it?
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Dude was not trying to shake his hand. Reminds me of that one line in Malibu's Most Wanted during the rap battle. "His little winke's so small. When he goes to take a leak, I bet he piss on his balls."
His ass reminds me of Hank Hill's. DGS Diminished Glutes Syndrome. Had to wear 150 cc's of silicone under his ass. One cheek 70, the other 80 cc's. :smt005 His ass is pale just like Hank's too. I wonder if the wizard dude had a narrow urethra like Hank. Bet he did. Everything else was narrow.