Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Tomorrow you'll wake up, as a fat, italian opera singer.

I wiah I lived in a bigger place.

 

i thought this would be a fun thread to bump...it is called corrupt a wish...so basically what you do is grant the wish of the previous poster but then spoil it with circumstances...then make a wish yourself...

granted you now live in a much bigger place but unfortunately you just lost your job...can't afford it and are being evicted immediately...

i wish that i lived on a white sandy beach with a clear blue ocean near by...

 

wish granted but the nearby ocean is polluted and all the fish are poisonous and dead

 

hunter...you need to make a wish...

 

ok i wish i was owned one of the U.S. Virgin Islands and that I was married to Hayden Panettiere but it didnt work so i moved and fell in love with emmalee and everything turned out all good like gravy.,lol

 

granted you now own one of the U.S. Virgin Islands...unfortunately your ownership is short lived you have been invaded by North Korea and they are forcing you off the island...btw, emmalee fell madly in love with a gorgeous man that owns a boat and will not be returning to the U.S.A with you

i wish that kittens would stay kittens forever

 

well your kittens had been corrupted by a disease that turns them into rabbit tigers and animal control had to come in and deal with them, bet you wont get any felines any more,lol

i wish I go to Germany to the Adidas factory and get all the latest designs before they hit the states,lol

 

Granted. Due to a recent cosmetic additive, all cats reproductive systems have been altered. Kittens no longer mature into cats and the current crop of kittens will be the last cats on earth. And there is a huge backlash against the cosmetic industry and you are layed off. LOL

I wish life was easier.

 

Granted. Life is easier, but you'll die at midnight...sorry!

I wish for a decent job.

 

ouch flygirl!

granted your life is much easier and carefree...unfortunately you loose your zest for life and the hustle/bustle...start eating fast food and become a hermit

i wish that "silk" was my bf

 

Granted. He is your boyfriend, but he has herpes.

I wish that I didn't feel so terrible about corrupting wishes!

 

granted you now have a decent job...your boss expects you to work from early morning to late at night and now there will be no weekend getaways with karmacoma

 

That one cut me deep, Lipstick!! LOL

 

granted you no longer feel terrible...you actually start to enjoy corrupting wishes...

kuntry...go pick up hunter's wish please!

 

Granted.. But you msy never touch him.. ever.. in any way



I wish I could have a private jet

 

Granted, but your new jet comes with a no fix no fly AD that will cost 10,000,000 to fix.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airworthiness_Directive

I wish I would have gotten a pilot job instead of a mechanics job.

 

granted but your jet's mechanic didn't check everything out and didnt check the engines fuel which was only 20% full so when your got over the middle of the Atlantic ocean your plane begins to desend to you get the feeling your going to crash but your inform everyone to grab their parachutes and every turns out ok but no more jet

i wish i could meet Lil Wayne

 

granted but he tells you he hates you and punches you in the face

 

Granted, but you meet him in a scene reminicent of Pulp Fictions anal rape scene.

I wish my family lived closer.

 

your family lives closer but that means you have to take care of your sister's bratty, stuckup annoying kid while some of your family goes to the movies.

I wish i could go to Australia