Okay people, I think it would be a good if people would get their creative juices flowing and write a little rap about themselves..Not too long though. Maybe five lines or so.Try and make it ryhme...
haha ok well I'll get the ball rolling, I'm ok to make a fool of myself! My name is Nikki I'm not very sticky I think bugs are icky they make me feel sicky Aussie girls = can't rap!
Some people call me a snow white queen other motherfuckers, who aint seen what I seen Think I'm more than just too fucking obscene They thinking I'm a little too crass 'specially when I'm shootin' my wit at they ass And when they get a load of my brains It's like they done got hit by a fully loaded train of the realest shit they ever gonna hear Let me tell ya now, I'm real sincere I know my intelligence is gonna daunt But I'm much too humble to ever fully flaunt The shit floating in my dome But I'mma send ya ass home If you fuck with me Cause a bitch like me, you ain't never seen So take a note, take a fucking memo Tell all ya friends, tell all ya kinfolks That this crazy bitch that they call Baby Powda Gon' keep truckin and scream a little louder If you try and hold her ass down you gon' find yourself in the motherfucking ground Bitch.
When I was young they used to tease me Because my hair was freezy Hard and greasy But now i'm livin' well like George and Weezy MY STYLE IS SUPERFLUIOUS!!!
It's got music, too. Sounds better than it reads, cause I speed a bit >.> Ahem. Not like I rap or anything. Of course. Riiiight. >.> *cough*
Bout 10 minutes, give or take a few. I was gonna record it, too, but I have to fix a few syllables that I ain't delivering correctly. I <3 rap
I slurp white women like clam chowder/Don't fuck with this you'll get got too baby powda. Intelligence with wit comes from this gent/Been hooking up with broads like Xmas peppermints. Whoops my time is up I gotta split/I promised Barrack I'd be at the G20 summit. So if you see a nicca on CNN don't hate or freak/I've been an international player since the day you learned to speak. But youz been a biting nicca like Mike Tyson, you shoulda fell back and laid off, trick youz just another fake ass nicca like Bernie Madoff...
lol Is this for real? Oh, I guess it is. People gettin' slurped up bubble, pop, fizz Carbonated beverages plastic twisty straws the ice cream man cometh slangin' Häagen-Dazs Let me stop. No please. Don't get me started. Out of here quickly as if somebody farted
Write as much as you want people. Here is my effort: Call me swaziking this brother comes with a vicious sting. African born/with UK swagger this brother dont need no dagger. excercises the brain/leaves no blood stain. talks funny/ and still gets the fine honey. Chat peeps be saying I'm a storyteller/ nah, only after raiding the wine cellar. Jamaican never , Southern African forever. chat peeps, how could be so wrong/africa is where my heart belong. Got to bounce/it aint to buy an ounce/its to breed and spread the seed. Too the ladies, thunder thighs are my vice.. bring this/I'll lay on the ice.
Deeper than an archaeological dig Hotter than July - here's some water to swig For the midnight son, the powerful one who understands and over stood why the battle begun Or began. Yet and still he remains just a man With not more than an amplifier in his hand The fire that sears metal to emblazon the brand upon the soul of his readers. They say, "goddamn!" Many others before tried to carry the mantle Soon they realized it was too much to handle Not a game to be played. Not an emcee slayed or slain. I'm sayin' - the others keep rayer: Iconic metaphors, nothing in particular Sample of the rhythm flowing through my ventricular Soft-spoken but I do not mumble That's it for me. Hold me down on the humble.
