A rap about yourself..

Okay people, I think it would be a good if people would get their creative juices flowing and write a little rap about themselves..Not too long though. Maybe five lines or so.Try and make it ryhme...

 

Uh oh. This should be......goo......interesting.

 

haha ok well I'll get the ball rolling, I'm ok to make a fool of myself!

My name is Nikki
I'm not very sticky
I think bugs are icky
they make me feel sicky

Aussie girls = can't rap!

 

Some people call me a snow white queen
other motherfuckers, who aint seen what I seen
Think I'm more than just too fucking obscene
They thinking I'm a little too crass
'specially when I'm shootin' my wit at they ass
And when they get a load of my brains
It's like they done got hit by a fully loaded train
of the realest shit they ever gonna hear
Let me tell ya now, I'm real sincere
I know my intelligence is gonna daunt
But I'm much too humble to ever fully flaunt
The shit floating in my dome
But I'mma send ya ass home
If you fuck with me
Cause a bitch like me, you ain't never seen
So take a note, take a fucking memo
Tell all ya friends, tell all ya kinfolks
That this crazy bitch that they call Baby Powda
Gon' keep truckin and scream a little louder
If you try and hold her ass down
you gon' find yourself in the motherfucking ground
Bitch.

 

^^ILL!!!

 

When I was young they used to tease me
Because my hair was freezy
Hard and greasy
But now i'm livin' well
like George and Weezy





MY STYLE IS SUPERFLUIOUS!!!

 

It's got music, too. Sounds better than it reads, cause I speed a bit >.>

Ahem. Not like I rap or anything. Of course. Riiiight. >.> *cough*

 

That's dope yo!

 

:smt023 how long did that take you to write?

 

Bout 10 minutes, give or take a few. I was gonna record it, too, but I have to fix a few syllables that I ain't delivering correctly.

I <3 rap

 

good...the notorious D.H.

 

I slurp white women like clam chowder/Don't fuck with this you'll get got too baby powda. Intelligence with wit comes from this gent/Been hooking up with broads like Xmas peppermints. Whoops my time is up I gotta split/I promised Barrack I'd be at the G20 summit.

So if you see a nicca on CNN don't hate or freak/I've been an international player since the day you learned to speak. But youz been a biting nicca like Mike Tyson, you shoulda fell back and laid off, trick youz just another fake ass nicca like Bernie Madoff...

 

lol

Is this for real?












Oh, I guess it is.
People gettin' slurped up
bubble, pop, fizz
Carbonated beverages
plastic twisty straws
the ice cream man cometh
slangin' Häagen-Dazs

Let me stop.
No please. Don't get me started.
Out of here quickly
as if somebody farted

 

Write as much as you want people.

Here is my effort:

Call me swaziking
this brother comes with a vicious sting.
African born/with UK swagger
this brother dont need no dagger.
excercises the brain/leaves no blood stain.
talks funny/ and still gets the fine honey.
Chat peeps be saying I'm a storyteller/
nah, only after raiding the wine cellar.
Jamaican never , Southern African forever.
chat peeps, how could be so wrong/africa is where my heart belong.
Got to bounce/it aint to buy an ounce/its to breed and spread the seed.
Too the ladies, thunder thighs are my vice..
bring this/I'll lay on the ice.

 

LOL! Good one! I like this. :smt023

 

Deeper than an archaeological dig
Hotter than July - here's some water to swig

For the midnight son, the powerful one
who understands and over stood why the battle begun

Or began. Yet and still he remains just a man
With not more than an amplifier in his hand

The fire that sears metal to emblazon the brand
upon the soul of his readers. They say, "goddamn!"

Many others before tried to carry the mantle
Soon they realized it was too much to handle

Not a game to be played. Not an emcee slayed
or slain. I'm sayin' - the others keep rayer:

Iconic metaphors, nothing in particular
Sample of the rhythm flowing through my ventricular

Soft-spoken but I do not mumble
That's it for me. Hold me down on the humble.

 

That's pretty deep!

 

Geah!!! MC DH is in the building, rockin' the house, and servin' on mufuckas man.

 

:smt005 :smt023

 

dh proves herself to a woman of many talents :smt079