an Ebonics lesson:

This is a lesson in Ebonics, in which I am fluent. This lesson is for the women who wish not to lose their partner in conversation.
I will start with these random 10 words....

1.Rectum: (in ebonics) I had 2 cadillacs but my old lady rectum both.
2. Hotel: I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.
3. Odyssey: I told my homie you odyssey the tits on this ho.
4. Stain: My mother in law asked if I was stain for dinner again.
5. Seldom: My cousin gave me 2 tickets to the Knicks game so I seldom.
6. Penis: I went to the doctor, he gave me a cup and told me to penis.
7. Catacomb: Don King was at the fight the other night, man, somebody give that catacomb.
8. Foreclose: If I pay alimony this month I won't have enough foreclose.
9. Undermine: There is a fine lookin' girl livin' in the apartment undermine.
10. Disappointment: My parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to jail again.

I hope this helps. Happy Hunting ladies!
(I'm sorry. I thought this was funny, if you disagree shoot me.)

 

:smt043

 

italian translation??? :smt009

lol

 

With the brothas most of these WW bring home, they'll need it.

 

How do you know who the WW here bring home? :smt017

 

They say a hit dog barks first. Ha!

 

I'm just intuitive. Plus, I know you have a "problem with my man" because you're ignorant. However, his vocabulary exceeds yours any day, thanks to yours truly "rubbing off on him" within the last ten years and being the person he communicates with the most. He's well educated and sounds like it too.

 

Please notice I said nothing to even bring up your convict man. Glad your efforts to civilize him are working, though. Hoping for that parole.

 

Must have been my sensitivity to nuances. Thanks, yes, he's quite civilized actually. He still gets a little crazy if someone crosses him though. He's still awesome, to everyone who knows/gets along with him, and I wouldn't trade him for any man in this world :smt050
Yes! Damn right! Hoping for that parole!

 

:smt066:smt067:smt070:smt071

You should've said sue you. As far as I kno there's no smileys for that.

 

Das sum funny sheet! Wees lafin.

 

Too funny :smt043 :smt043 :smt043

 

That's not ebonics, that's redneck.

 

There is a thin line between ghetto and redneck. I.E., If you mother's feet have never been fully inside a pair of shoes, you may be a redneck (or ghetto).

Urban Dictionary: redneck ghetto

I know this guy Chris who is so redneck ghetto that he rides a 4 wheeler with 20" rims and listens to rap music while hunting deer.

 

:smt042 I've seen plenty of girls looking like that here in Akron. It's pretty sad lol

 

good stuff!! i think it's funny as hell

 

Damn that's fucked up! LOL

 

Oh god. That's just awful.

 

And to think.. Halle Berry subjected herself to that same image ^^^

 

I've been known to go off on tangents describing the correlation between "redneck" and "ghetto". It's fascinating, really, especially considering there is generally a strong hatred of each other from both sides, despite the similarities.

My statement still remains. Ebonics slang is drastically different than the redneck type slangs at times, and the joke that started this thread sounds strikingly similar to many, many redneck jokes I've read that all started when someone on the internet ripped off Jeff Foxworthy.

It was still entertaining, at least.