What's going on with you?

I'm pissed. As usual, my dumbass mom never has her shit together. I'm supposed to, or was supposed to go down to LA for Christmas. My mom got her social security check or whatever and told me she would send me down to LA so i could still see my cousin, aunt, and grandma. She told me this like a week ago, haven't heard anything about LA since. She said she was gonna call my aunt and see what flights there are, her dumbass hasn't done anything yet. That's her fucking problem. She says she's gonna do something, and she does it like DAYS later. She said she was gonna get our garage fixed last week. The shit is still broken. She said she was gonna go to the credit union to deposit her check last week. Still ain't done it. She said she was gonna get a new tire for her car, because her dumbass is driving on the damn spare for 2 months(moron). Still ain't done it. She always says she's gonna go grocery shopping, and doesn't go for like 5 days. When she does go, she brings back some fucking Pepsi, a pizza, and a god damn carton of lemonade. So in reality, her dumbass hasn't gone shopping in like 3 months. What the hell is she doing with all the damn money my dad gives her. He gives her like 100 every time she says she's going grocery shopping. I know inflation a that bad to where some Pepsi, lemonade and a fucking pizza cost 100 dollars. God damn, this stupid mufucka pisses me off. The site or her dumbass ruins my day. The sound of her loud ass voice ruins my day. Only time I'm fully relaxed and chilled in my house is when she is gone and me and my dad are at home by ourselves. It seriously is hella quieter. When she gets home, the environment or whatever is just turned to shit, because you can just hear her all over the house ready to fuck up my day. My dad is hella sick of her and can't wait to move back home. PAH!!!!! Just shut up bitch, and leave me the fuck alone. Take a walk or some shit, and don't come back until I move the hell out.:evil::smt067:smt070:smt068:smt013:smt021

 

Just got my green card (at long last).

Arrived in the mail today (am so excited and I just can't fight it).

Pretty stoked right about now (work visa was aight, but give me permanent residency any day).

 

p.s. - no women were hurt, harmed, heart-broken, or used at all during the processing of my case.

Only woman involved in any way, shape, or form, was the Immigration Attorney herself.

 

Well congratulations on that, can I ask where you are originally from, and why you wanted the permanent residency so bad?

 

So move out, aren't you an adult?

It's her life, if she doesn't want to go grocery shopping maybe you or your dad can do it, who says it's her job! And if she wants to buy stuff she doesn't have to cook, it's her deal, if you don't like it, get a job and buy something different. What's with waiting for her SS check for your trip to see family?
Again, aren't you an adult?

 

Yeah, but was she hot?:smt017

 

Thank You, Tinkerbell. I do appreciate.

I'm actually from Kenya (and also plan on being the next guy to paint the White House black.....but let's keep that in this forum for now ).

Truth be told, I didn't want the green card that bad. It's more of a nice-to-have than a must-have. Long story, but the short of it is that it gives me additional flexibility to accomplish some of my professional and financial goals. Also feels nice knowing I can now travel back home and not have to deal with the embassy for a visa to come back (I realize U.S. embassies in many countries are cool, but I'm afraid the one in Kenya treats people like dirt.....with all due respect to them). Other than that, Kenya is a beautiful country and nice place to live for the most part.......whether you're in Nairobi or Mombasa or anywhere there for that matter. I could be deported from the U.S. today (though I'd prefer a more graceful exit, of course, lol) and still be just fine.

Oh NO you didn't (lol)!!

But if you must know......yes, she was (personally, I thought she was a fox!).

 

Congratulations! A big shout out to all my peeps at the four great USCIS processing centers - Vermont, Nebraska, Texas and Cali!

www.uscis.gov forever!

 

And those Luos and Kikuyus don't always like each other... I think Obama's last name is Luo... but don't quote me, I can be wrong.

 

Yes, I'm an adult. If I had the money to move out I would. I just gotta wait however long to live with my dad. If she say s she's gonna grocery shop WITH MY DAD'S GOD DAMN MONEY HALF THE MUFUCKIN' TIME, THEN SHE BETTER GET THEM GODDAMN GROCERIES!!!!!!!! Don't say you're gonna do that shit, if your really aren't. I can cook the food my damn self, but she does the buying. And yeah, it's her life. Too bad she always tries to put her problems such as her divorce with my step dad on me as well. Saying shit like "he left us" n' shit. "WE'LL be alright". Mufucka, I have me real dad. I've been alright before, and after my step dad was in the picture. That's you're fuckin' bad, not mine for fucking up your life. And I don't know why she is waiting to do something with her check, since she was always bitching about getting her check from the gov't or wherever. Whatever, she'll spend that money on bullshit she doesn't need, like she always has. And she wonders why she's broke. Always spending her disability check on shit she doesn't need. Trying to live the fucking high life n' shit. I love how she gets my hopes up about me going to see my other relatives but does nothing. She tries to talk down to my dad n' shit like she's the only one with problems, but that's a different story. Just pointing out other shit I don't like about her.


So yes, it's her life. Too bad she never likes to suffer alone, instead of telling me bullshit that doesn't involve me, as if I'm supposed to care.


Maybe I shouldn't bitch about the groceries though. Oh wait. Maybe I should since she expects me to wait for her to get back from wherever she is shopping to cook for me, and by the time she gets home 4 hours or more later(No, I'm not bullshitting, 4 or more hours), she asks me "did you already eat?" And I say "yeah, I went to Jack in the Box". Then she sounds all pathetic saying sorry n' shit. Goddammit.

 

thank u guys!

 

Brotha Ajax, hopefully you'll get moved out with your dad soon. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for ya.

 

:smt056 Come live with me, I always have food in the house! Lol.

 

And videogames.:smt026

 

And hip hop :smt020.

 

And a smiling cutie to cozy up next to. Did somebody say paradise?

 

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Ajax, I'd be all over this offer if I was you. Just as long as you can deal with that damned Glaswegian accent.

 

LOL It's NOT Glaswegian!

A.B.E.R.D.O.N.I.A.N... grrr.




Seriously though, moving out ain't that hard. I've lived on my own since I was 16. Bills suck, but having independance makes up for it.