Funny Porno Titles

Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by Liquid Swords, Nov 30, 2008.

  1. Liquid Swords

    Liquid Swords New Member

    Some of these are funny and some are absolutely ridiculous. :rolleyes:


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    20,000 Legs Under the Sea
    2002: A Sex Odyssey
    28 Gays Later
    28 Lays
    40 Gays and 40 Dykes
    8 Mile Cock




    A
    A Beautiful Grind
    A Clockwork Orgy
    A Few Hard Men
    A Fistful of Penis
    A Lad In
    A League of their Moan
    A Midsummer Night's Cream
    A Penile Action
    A Penis Runs Through It
    A Rear and Present Danger
    A Tale of Two Titties
    Alice in Penisland
    All Hands on Dick
    Ally McFeel
    Almost Anus
    American Booty
    American History XXX
    An Officer and a Genitalman
    Angela's Asses
    Anus the Menace
    Apollo 69
    Armaget-it-on
    Ass Ventura: Smut Detective
    Assablanca
    Austin Prowler


    B
    Backseat Confidential
    Ball the President's Men
    Bang Her Sisters
    Barbara's Bush
    Bat Dude and Throbin
    Battlestar Orgasmica
    Be Inside Her
    Beauty and the Bitch
    Beaver and Buttface
    Beaver Juice
    Beetle's Juice
    Ben-Hur Over
    Benny in June
    Between the Cheeks
    Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!
    Beverly Hills Cock
    Bi-Curious George
    Bi-Dazzled
    Big Trouble in Little Vagina
    Bitches of Eat-Wick
    Black Cock Down
    Boldfinger
    Bone Alone
    Bonfire of the Panties
    Booty and the Beast
    Bridget Jones' Hairy
    Bruce Allmeaty
    Buffy the Vampire Layer
    Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid


    C
    Charlie's Anals
    City Of Anals
    Cliff Banger
    Close Encounters of the Sperm Kind
    Cockodile Dun-me
    Colonel Angus
    Confessions of a Candystriper
    Coo-coo for Cocoa Cocks
    Cool Bummings
    Crimson Ride
    Crocodile Blondee
    Crouching Penis, Hidden Vagina
    Cum and Cummer
    Cum Lola Cum
    Cum to Drink of It
    Cumming to America
    Cunt Hardly Wait


    D
    Das Booty
    Dawson's Crack
    Deep End With Some Lotion
    Deep Impact
    Desperately Seeking Semen
    Dial M for Missionary
    Diddle-her on the Roof
    Dickman and Throbbin' Hood
    Dickman Forever
    Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs
    Dog-style Afternoon
    Doing John Malkovich
    Done In 60 Seconds
    DP2: The Mighty Phucks
    Driving It Into Ms. Daisy
    Driving Miss Daisy (Into The Headboard)
    Dude, Where's My Dildo?
    Dude, Where's My G-spot?
    Dun-Hur


    E
    E-3: The Extra Testicle
    Edward Penishands
    Ejacula
    Emission Possible
    Enema of the State
    Erection
    Erectnophobia
    ET: The Extra Testicle
    Everybody Does Raymond


    F
    Fast Times At Deep Crack High
    Fatal Erection
    Feeling Forrester
    Ferris Bueller Gets Off
    Field of Reams
    Fill Bill
    Final Penetration
    Flashpants: Cop a Feeling
    Flesh Gordon
    Florence Hump
    For a Few Inches More
    For Your Thighs Only
    Foreskin Gump
    Forrest Hump
    Free Will Humping
    Free Your Willy
    Frisky Business


    G
    Gang Bang Princess
    Gangbangs of New York
    Genital Hospital
    Ghosthustlers
    Ghostlusters
    Glad-he-ate-her
    Gonad the Barbarian
    Good Will Humping
    Great Sexpectations
    Guess Who Came At Dinner


    H

    Hairy Movie
    Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
    Harry Potter in Hermione's Chamber of Secrets
    Hairy Potter Made the Philosopher Moan
    Halloween: ResERECTION
    Hannah Does Her Sisters
    Happy Getsmore
    Harry's Hotter with the Philospher's Bone
    Hi Infidelity
    homosexual Alone
    Honey, I Blew Everybody!
    Honey, I Fucked The Kids!
    Horny Python and the Bony Tail
    How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
    How to Screw a Guy in Ten Minutes
    Howard Sperm's Private Parties
    Howard the Fuck
    Hung Wankenstein
    Hump Up The Volume
    Humping From the Back at Notre Dame


    I
    I Cream on Jeannie
    I Know Who You Did Last Summer
    In Da Pants Day
    In Diana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Box
    In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
    Inrearendence Day
    Independence Gay
    Indepoondence Day
    Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon
    Inspect-Her-Gadget
    Intercourse With a Vampire
    Interview With a Vibrator
    Invasion of the Booby Snatchers


    J
    Jack/Off
    Joannie Pneumatic
    Juranal Park
    Jurassic Pork


    K
    King Dong
    Kingdom Cum


    L
    Laid in Manhattan
    Lap Dances with Wolves
    Lawrence of a Labia
    Legally Blown
    Legs Wide Open
    License To Thrill
    Little Oral Annie
    Little Orphan Anal
    Lord of the Cock Rings
    Lord of the G-strings
    Lord of the Rims
    Lord of the Ringpiece
    Lust of the Mohicans


    M
    Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone
    Malcolm XXX
    Mating for Guffman
    Meat Joe Black
    Meat the Parents
    Men In Back
    Men In Fuck
    Miami Spice
    Mighty Joe Bung
    Mighty Joe Hung
    Mighty Joe Schlung
    Miracle on 69th Street
    Mission Erotica
    Missionary Impossible
    Moulin Splooge
    My Big Fat Greek Cock
    Murphy's Brown
    Mutiny on the Booty


    N
    Natural Born Thrillers
    Night of the Giving Head
    Nurse Wetty
    NYPD Goo


    O
    Oh Brother, Who Fuck Thou?
    Oh Cum on Ye Faces
    Oh She's Eleven
    Oklahomo!
    On Golden Blonde
    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast
    One Spewed Over the Cuckoo's Nest


    P
    Phallus in Wonderland
    Picnic at Hanging Cock
    Piledriving Miss Daisy
    Pimped By An Angel
    Playmate of the Apes
    Pleasure Planet
    Pleasureville
    Pocahotass
    Poke-'em All: The Movie
    Politically Erect
    Poltergash
    Porn on the Fourth of July
    Pornochio
    Position Impossible
    Pulp Friction
    Pump Friction
    Pumping Irene


    Q
    Queer and Present Danger


    R
    Raiders Of The Lost Arse
    Rambone
    Rambutt
    Rawshank Redemption
    Rear and Pleasant Danger
    Rebel Without a Condom
    Regarding Hiney
    Remember the Tightuns'
    Reservoir Bitches
    Riding Miss Daisy
    Romancing the Bone
    Romeo in Juliet
    Rosemary's Booby


    S
    Saturday Night Beaver
    Saving Ryan's Privates
    Schindler's Fist
    Schindler's Lust
    School of Hard Cocks
    Screw The Right Thing
    Scrotal Recall
    Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang
    Servicing Sara
    Sex Toy Story
    Sex Trek: Penetrations
    Sex with the City
    Sexcalibur
    Shake My Spear, I'm In Love
    Shavers of the Lost Ass
    Shaving Ryan's Privates
    Sheepless in Montana
    Sheets Of San Francisco
    Sin-derella
    Sleazy rider
    Sleeping With Seattle
    Snatch
    Snatch Adams
    Snatch Me If You Can
    Snoopy Cum Home
    Snow White and the Seven Inches
    Sorest Rump
    South Pork
    Sperms of Endearment
    Splatman
    Splendor In The Ass
    Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
    Star Whores
    Star Whores: Return Of The One-Eye
    Star Whores: The Empire Likes Back
    Swallow Hal


    T
    Tailiens
    Tales from the Clit
    The Air Down There
    The Bare Bitch Project
    The Bare Wench Project
    The Bitches of Madison County
    The Bootyguard
    The Cock
    The Cum of all Queers
    The Dirty Dozen Inches
    The Dominatrix Unloaded
    The Empire Strokes Black
    The Flintbones
    The Fuckulty
    The Genital's Daughter
    The Great Muppet Raper
    The Horny-Mooners
    The Humpback of Nasty Dames
    The Hung and the Breastless
    The Hunt for Head-all-over
    The Hunt for Miss October
    The Iron Giant Vibrator
    The Joy Suck Club
    The Load Warrior
    The Loin King
    The Long Ranger
    The Lust Picture Show
    The Maddam's Family
    The Majesdick
    The Nads-u-ate
    The Naked Bun
    The Next Penetration
    The Object of My Erection
    The Ozporns
    The Pink Mile
    The Poonies
    The Porn Birds
    The Pourne Identity
    The Replacement Drillers
    The Reproducers
    The Rocky Porno Video Show
    The Rodfather
    The Screwman Show
    The Sexorcist
    The Sixth Inch
    The Slutty Professor
    The Sopornos
    The Sperminator
    The Talented Mr. Lickme
    The Texas Dildo Masquerade
    The Touchables
    The White Stuff
    The Whole Nine Inches
    The Whore of the Worlds
    The XXX Files
    The Yeastmaster
    The Young and the Breastless
    There's Something In and Out of Mary
    Thighs Wide Open
    Thighs Wide Shut
    Thighs Wide Slut
    Three Men and Some Gravy
    Three Men on a Lady
    Throbbin Hood
    Thrust Hour
    Tight Club
    Tits a Wonderful Life
    Titty Slickers
    Titty Titty Bang Bang
    To Drill a Mockingbird
    Too Clothed For Comfort
    Touched By An Uncle
    Touched From That Angle
    Turner and Cooch
    Twin Cheeks
    Twister


    V
    Varsity Blows
    Violence of the Hands


    W
    Waiting To XXXhale
    Wet Dreams May Come
    Wetness for the Prosecution
    What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
    When Harry Ate Sally
    When Harry Wet Sally
    White Men Can't Hump
    Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?
    Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
    Whore Of The Rings
    Whore Of The Worlds
    Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory
    Womb Raider
    Women in Black


    X
    XXX
    XXX-Men


    Y
    Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
    Yo Quiero Taco Smell
    You've Got Tail
     
  2. GFunk

    GFunk Well-Known Member

    HAHA!!! Nice. Me and my friend have actually been trying to find "Star whores" for a couple months. I'll be damned if I pay for it though.

    And why the hell don't they have "POW!!!! Right in the Kisser"?
     
  3. Moskvichka

    Moskvichka New Member

  4. LUCIFERMORNINGSTAR

    LUCIFERMORNINGSTAR New Member

    What about...wait for it...The Porne Supremacy, and The Porne Ultimatum?:smt047
     
  5. GFunk

    GFunk Well-Known Member

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I'm HELLA weak right now. "Hung Lo". Damn, that's good shit.
     
  6. GFunk

    GFunk Well-Known Member

    Heeeeeyyyyyy, not bad.
     
  7. Liquid Swords

    Liquid Swords New Member

    Are any of these kinda ones that rip off actual movies anything like the movies? Like do they follow the same story line?

    Some of these are extra dodgy - "Touched By An Uncle" and "Honey, I Fucked The Kids".


    :|
     
  8. Dex216

    Dex216 New Member

    It's crazy lol, some of the names they come up, Harry Hotter and the Philosopher's Bone, Farris Bueller Gets Off, A Penis Runs Through It :smt036
     
  9. HappyLife

    HappyLife New Member

    Sarah you seam to be a busy young lady.
     
  10. Liquid Swords

    Liquid Swords New Member

    Lol I copied it from a website, don't worry I didn't make the list myself. :smt005
     
  11. Tony Soprano

    Tony Soprano Moderator

    Wow.:smt042
     
  12. kuntrygirl30

    kuntrygirl30 New Member

    Um, Beaver and Buttface follows the story line...lol! I was shocked to see how many of those I've watched! I have a small library myself...hehe. Porn makes me happy!
     

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