Jermain Defoe & Chantelle Houghton

What is with these British futbol players and their women?
Jermain Defoe:
http://media.entertainment.sky.com/...Charlotte-Mears-and-Jermain-Defoe-1535896.jpg

chantelle houghton:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/chantelle_houghton_02a.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ity-star-WAG-starts-dating-Jermain-Defoe.html
looks like a fucked version of Paris Hilton

http://media.entertainment.sky.com/image/unscaled/2006/3/7/Chantelle-Houghton-1386136.jpg

 

They can get the women.

 

They can get celebrity white females unlike their black American counterparts.

 

Chantelle is not the best of his picks, by far hes had better, also as a Brit i wish this woman was smarter, even that womans voice is idiotic.
Her Ex Husband Preston lead singer off Ordinary Boys, (lil bit of a fan of them) spent most of his time defending her inteligence lol

But maybe as a footballer, he more than likely fills the stereotype of NOT being very bright, so maybe its a perfect match hey.

But honestly not being a cow, but that woman really is a Blonde in everyway

 

you guys have the "dumb jock " syndrome over there as well?
Mofos went to school on an athletic scholarship and by the interviews they gives..its obvious.
I always thought futballers were more analytical due to the precision they need in the game as strikers and mid-fielders as oppose to the brute force of American football..but I appreciate both sports.

Got into futbol when I came overseas, can't play it , can't tell you in precise words what "offsides" is but I know it when I see it.

 

One more thing,Francie......David Becham and Posh Spice,why?

when I heard they were coming to the states..I knew then we needed to upgrade our immigration laws.
I'm all for people coming to the states for a better way of life but we have enough over exposed celebs...we don't need anyone else's.

I've never gotten those two.

Why,Francie? Why?:sad:

 

As a Brit i cant answer you, all i can say is i was damn pleased when he left REAL MADRID! or got his arse kicked out (one or the other i dont know) I was so damned please those arses were not coming back to the UK!! im sorry for you but im glad you have them now!!

But David Beckham My God! have you heard that man speak? hes the biggest pleb going, dumb jock taken to exstremes.

Victoria Beckham that ones a different story, she was not always the way she is now, way back in 98 she was a normal weight (BIT HOITY TOITY) quite well adjusted spice girl, all i can offer as an exsplanation for her now is that while shes been sticking her fingers down her throat, she accidentaly lost some off her brain matter. :cry:

 

Football Players and analytical do not go in the same sentence.

One name to prove this Wayne Rooney
thats all you need to know about the state of the intelligence of our footballers, the ones people are not sure of our the ones that dont talk, which obviously means someone told them not to lol lol

 

Yeah, I remember Wayne Rooney...everyone kept comparing him to Shrek.

the ones people are not sure of our the ones that dont talk, which obviously means someone told them not to lol lol

I wish this fool took that advice;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWxgbyYrT5A

Watch all 9 minutes of it ...you will not be dissappointed..SOB starts dancing near the end....I wanted to put my head down in shame
He making $21 million this season.

 

I managed to watch 4mins 59secs before i decided it was torture, WTF was he on about with helping the children with sneakers, when i saw that pink suit jacket, multi coloured tie and green trousers i thought this guy is either gonna be exstremely smart and quirky or just plain stupid!
That was a dire exsperience for me, what upset me the most is that i bet he was told not! to go on these shows, because they know his capabilities, but he strikes me as arrogant enough to not realise hes a numpty! which is something i hate.:axe:
Sportsman who parade around spending money, like regular smart people, the best advice to these men is 4get the hottest looking wife, get yourself a smart wife you at least have a chance at being moderately respected then :smt104

$21 million is way to much i would not allow that kinda man that much money, he could hurt himself with it lol:smt081

 

Hehe..watched the whole video. Guy doesnt seem to have much media training. He speaks to the presenter like one of his friends at the pub. Its funny when his mobile phone goes of, and he initially goes thats my ho(listen carefully), then suddenly goes on to say its his better half..haha.What the hell is doing at the end acting like a 10 year old.
Not sure but this guy might have taken some funny substances before going on the show..

 

Well I can now say that this thread sure has been a quick read on UK footballers! Here are some better pics of Miss Cantelle...

 

Surely that is not even the same woman i see on my TV occasionlly !!!!
those pics have been airbrushed to hell, or doctored by the devil himself, cus those pics bear no resemblance to her whatsoever :smt017

 

Over here she's a skank to most people, on par with Jodie Marsh.

She got famous from Big Brother :roll:

 

This fool is has been in the league about 10 years now..he's the third highest paid player in the NBA.....this isn't a lack of media training...this is stupidity....lack of common sense.
The fool could have hired a publicist.

 

Kendra Wilkenson and Hank Baskett , what's the difference? that Playboy heffa is triflin'....fuck it ..don't wife it.

 

Kendra looks like she'll fit right in;
http://www.featuringdave.com/images/chicks/kendrawilkinson.jpg

 

Right about that Jamal. Over here the celebs seem to only want to get with or hit bros on the low-low.:neutral: