Since I turn 23 on January 20th...and seeing as how a certain big eared, popular presidential candiate may be taking the oath of the Oval Office on that day...I was wondering how I should celebrate...any ideas (that don't involve me committing a misdemeanor and/or felony...we don't want Life having to beat my ass with one of those billy-clubs (sp?) that the fuzz use)?
Bah! Just keep being like Neo. Dodging Agents and/or bullets until you get to the B-Day. You're a BM, part of an "endangered species" (or so I've read/seen), after all. So stay alive. You gots ta make it to 30, dawg.
Don't go to Washington, it's too cold in January, since you're from Texas. Maybe you can celebrate the new female VP in office. That won't be quite so difficult!:smt037 I say if Obama wins, just don't turn on the news, and go to Mexico for the week!
Oh, you don't want to commit any felonies or misdemeanors. I was gonna say, you could go out with your friends and smash some windshields and flip some cars, but you're a square bear, so you won't do it. Nah, I'm bullshittin'. You should go on a camping trip man, if you like camping. Just you and your friends chillin' around the fire n drinkin' n' shit.