Taking your White Girlfriend or Wife to a Black owned spot

Owers with any true business sense won't care. They'll care about making money. Unless their business is designed to only cater to a wealthy customer base, smart owners are trying to get EVERYONE's money.

 

That is a tragedy.

 

Its not like that in the south.

 

I've had hilarious times at the barber shop, its the elephant in the room at first but it becomes a joke and Im self-aware enough to play along and have some laughs

 

LOL. I don't think I've seen a non-black person at the couple of inner city barbershops I would go to once in awhile.

 

I have been taught to never enter one, so I just respect it is a mans place only.

 

Lol yeah it's always a good laugh especially if there's a salon next door. People actually come to the window and watch.

 

That's the second place we take our white trophy women

 

Here comes the inevitable "waving exception around like it's the norm" post

 

Nope. Different culture in a different part of the country is the norm in America.

Southern hospitality is not a myth.

 

That's awesome. If you can hang in the barber shop.... You're doing well.

 

So to sum, we take our white trophy women to:

1) Soul food spot to piss off black waitress a la Queen Latifah in Jungle Fever and/or triggered homosexual
2) Barber Shop to flaunt her in front of the fellas
3) Black church to flaunt her in front of jealous church ladies & get winks and nods from the old deacons
4) Our family reunion to flaunt her in front of jealous black female cousins & scandalize aunties
5) Anywhere she has to wear a tight skirt, bare white legs and heels

Bonus for age 40+, any local outdoor old-school R&B concert or riverfront jazz festival in the summer

 

Aww man if you can get a thick white girl that can dance, and take her to a club. You can look around and see dudes foaming at the mouth.

 

Been to all of them.

 

That's because you're trophy status.

 

That's backwards bro, the key is to pull that chick OUT OF the club. Now that she met you all dancing is over. LMAO

 

Yea but it be hard at the club. It's always 1 or 2 white girls at an all black club that can dance. You know what they came there for lol. But it be so many thirsty brothas around her, it will be crazy hard to get at her lol.

 

Don't play a rigged game brother. Go where the odds are ever in your favor #whitegirlhungergames

 

Lmao true indeed.

 

I remember seeing this video a few months ago. Disgusting. I would've beat the brakes off of him...