LOL! You tell me. Lmao well fuck that's a fine line between the two. Limp dicks and dry coochies are an easy fix. To hell with the funky breath on a date. Ewww Catching your morbidly obese mother naked or your ridiculously hung brother naked?
uh...what does it matter....I'd be blinded either way. Ok since I've seen the show "My 600 pound life" and lived to tell about it....I'll go with obese mom One night of really hot mind blowing sex but you can't ever have sex again OR a lifetime of mediocre sex once a week?
Mediocre sex once a week You are held a pow and they told you they will cut off your foot or your hand and you have to choose. Which one ?
Never get oral. I can survive without it. I got to have the nookie. Ladies: The good schlong for the day and none for two years or shopping for the day with a 1000 dollar limit?
Dickmatize me! The love of your life but you can only see them a few times a year OR someone who doesn't really do it for you but you can be with all you want?
someone who doesn't really do it for you but you can be with all you want. Big dick on a butt ugly dude or a small dick on a shemar Moore looking dude
LOL I just realized how I answered the last one! (yah, I need to do something!!) I'm going for the big one ugly with a great personality or really hot with awful personality?
How ugly ? Lol How awful the personality? Lol I'm going personality if she has a great butt. Lol Broke dude who is a great person or rich asshole