Australian women & black men

you seem like a cool person,if im ever in your area maybe we can go out for drinks,preferrably ginger ale for me because alcohol has an adverse effect on me

 

LOL I'm really not. I'm actually a 50 year old fat hairy bastard who lives in his mommas basement eats dorritos and watches adult movies all day.
But yes..I'm down. Gimme the strongest vodka n ur takin my crazy ass home.

 

oh didnt mean to invade on your comfort zone,ill leave u to your devices

 

LOL I was just playing.

 

oh i didnt want to waste your time between jerking off and typing because ya momma could walk in on you without even you noticing and that would be embarrassing

 

Lmao!!

 

otherwise i would love to tickle your fancy(no homo in case you are a dweller) and exchange numbers etc

 

Haha.I guess youll find out if I am or not

 

well if u are female,if i may quote 21 Savage and if we hit it off"Imma tear dat azz up".

 

LOL.

 

I'm in tears.....

 

Yeah...but nah.

 

why u laughing?im gonna really "tear dat azz up"!!!

 

LOL glad my stupid crazy ass could make you laugh

 

Haha. Helllll nah

 

That is the creepiest tongue action I've ever seen haha. At bare minimum you could have chosen a black man haha

 

im an equal opportunity gif poster,that would be racist

 

But for real, I though you were older that 30. #nooffense

 

How old do you think I was? I still get asked for id in clubs over here lol

 

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