Cockblockers

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Last weekend a friend of mine was nearly thwarted in an attempt to get intimate with a ladyfriend of his.

I was curious to know if anyone had been the recent victim of a cockblocking? If you have a good story, please share it. :p

More:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockblock
 
Has been done to me and seen it done to others. Jealousy I tell ya. Both male and females are capable of doing this shyt.
 
Penalties would vary, but we made a guy clean another guy's bathroom and take out his trash for a week. Most of the time it was usually buying someone else a six-pack though. :p

mama said:
HAHAHA What was the punishment? :smt042
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satyricon said:
Last weekend a friend of mine was nearly thwarted in an attempt to get intimate with a ladyfriend of his.

I was curious to know if anyone had been the recent victim of a cockblocking? If you have a good story, please share it. :p

More:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockblock
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this happens quite often..

one minute u and a lil' shawty be kickin' it...

the next minute, some jerkoff breaks up the convo with the dumbest shit..

..and the both of you know he's trying to block, before you get it in
 
In chat right on this board, there were a couple of cockblockers trying to warn certain women not to chat with me.
 
Cockblocking is a self governing, independent force in human sexuality that slows down and balances the large volume of women getting shitted on, lied to and used on a daily basis.
 
Archman said:
Cockblocking is a self governing, independent force in human sexuality that slows down and balances the large volume of women getting shitted on, lied to and used on a daily basis.
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too bad there is no self-governing power, that prevents cock-blockers from being dickheads too

:o
 
BlackMasterJay said:
i tend to be the cock-blocker.


True story. A guy was putting over time on this bitch at the mall. Clearly, he wanted a wyfie or some-shit(i could care less). To make a long story short, he gave me a look of despise, while looking into my eyes....and I was shocked actually, like...."why do you hate me for white boy"....?....i did not know the fucker. But then i realized why he was hating on me,,,,As i walked passed them, the girl he was hitting on, looked at me, and he could sense through her eyes ,that she had completely lost interest in him.....and me??..i just walked on by bruh.:smt109
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Damn.
 
pettyofficerj said:
they're your friends, Young G'

...just up until they see you about to smash that sweet tang, they been eyeballin' and 'daydream-ballin' since the 8th grade
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :lol:

My friend got blocked by another one of our friends last year, and our friend lied and tried to make it sound like he was trying to help him out. Saying that he "passed her up and passed her onto him." And that he had her "butt naked in the bathroom, but passed it up because Matt hadn't had pussy since he broke up with his girl". My boy Matt was in the bedroom with the girl and a bottle, chillin', then all of a sudden the CB comes busts in talking about he needs to get to the car or some shit. He's a habitual cock-blocker. :smt076
 
This must be an American thing. The wikipedia entry is quite vague. Please can someone translate "cockblock" into English for me. Thank you.
 
MistressB said:
This must be an American thing. The wikipedia entry is quite vague. Please can someone translate "cockblock" into English for me. Thank you.
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cockblock is when you prevent another person, from getting screwed like there's no tomorrow (except on sundays...church and all)

:smt016
 
Probably the most extreme example of cockblocking ever conceived.

Some profanity.

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MistressB said:
This must be an American thing. The wikipedia entry is quite vague. Please can someone translate "cockblock" into English for me. Thank you.
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